11/20/2023 0 Comments Harley quinn birds of prey iconOoo I love this sandwich! It has egg and cheese and bacon and it is the most secure emotional attachment in my entire life. MARGOT goes to a BODEGA and orders her favourite BREAKFAST SANDWICH. ![]() DINER - THE NEXT MORNING? A FLASHBACK MORNING? WELL, MORNING ANYWAY So we've decided to refer to the killer as the "Purple People Perforator". Do we have a name? Something written down in plain view, or a recorded message, anything like that? This purple-fletched crossbow bolt is definitely making a statement. HUNTRESS! Yes, evildoers will tremble at the mere MENTION. Let this be a warning, villains! Soon others shall taste the vengeance of. ITALIAN RESTAURANT WHERE TONIGHT'S SPECIAL IS A HEAPING PLATE OF MOBELLINI ALLDEADOĭetective ROSIE PEREZ is detecting at the CRIME SCENE while MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD re-enacts the crime in FLASHBACK SUPERPOSITION MODE. OH YOU KNOW IT BOSS! But hey, if we scramble the shit out of the first act, maybe people won't notice when we sort of leap over the second act and land directly at the final showdown.īut we did the excessive flashback thing in Suicide Squad! Ugh, FINE, whatever. Oh shit I just realized, we're gonna do the excessive flashback thing, aren't we. Mwah ha ha! Henchman Chris Messina, remove the face of that character we haven't met! Meanwhile I shall retire to my fancy car, driven by a major character we haven't met. ![]() Meanwhile, EWAN MCGREGOR is torturing and killing people who are tied upside-down, because he's also a CRIME BOSS! Yay! Finally, I've severed all ties with the Joker! Except for my makeup, wardrobe, general M.O., criminal insanity, and this shot of me walking away from sequential explosions that kind of evokes Heath Ledger. Ooh I know, I'll blow up the chemical plant that symbolizes our love! ![]() I'm ever so broken up about this breakup!īut no matter how much PARTYING and VOMITING and RANDOM CRIME she does, people REFUSE to believe that MARGOT has broken up with the JOKER, even though she has, in fact, broken up with the JOKER. Having broken up with the JOKER, MARGOT ROBBIE, who just broke up with the JOKER, goes to EWAN MCGREGOR'S NIGHTCLUB to try and get over her breakup with the JOKER.
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